Tired of boring American water park? You must go to North Korea’s New Water Park. North Korea’s New Water Park is the best water park in the world. Fun, exciting, not dangerous at all. It is greatest water park to ever exist. Nobody ever believes me that is exists. I have been accused of being an ironic hipster. I am an iconic hipster but that is a different story. The watery dream is called the Munsu Water Park!
Come and see the super fun slides for the people. The people are so happy about this water park. They love it so much, and thank Dear Leader for his generosity. Dear Leader loves our water park so much, he goes down every slide one hundred times. He always gets to go to the front of the line. At North Korea’s New Water Park, Dear Leader is the #1. Many good fortunes will be upon him forever.
North Korea’s Munsu Park is very clean. The water is pure. It is diverted from small villages, all around the outside of North Korea’s New Water Palace. The villagers happily offer their water to make fun for all of North Korea, as well as our Dear Leader and his way cool friends. Villagers are not allowed in the water park, because they are dirty and poor. It is okay, though. They love to watch many happy people splash and play in their village’s water.
Do you like wave pools? North Korea’s New Water bonanza has the best wave pool in the world, and no one has ever died in it. It is very safe. Also fun, but very safe. It is definitely not considered life threatening. Come and enjoy the gentle waves, and do not worry about being sucked into a turbine that creates those waves. That has definitely never happened to seven people.
Come to enjoy North Korea’s New Water extravaganza today! But do not take pictures, as your camera will be confiscated. Also you will be sentenced to hard labour. Also you may be executed. Much fun! Come now!
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