Look at giraffes. Giraffes are funny. Just look at them. You know what their problem is? Giraffes are always high. That’s right. They think we don’t know, but we know. Look at their eyes. Look at their faces. They can’t hide the fact that they’re high as a kite.
What do they do all day? Honestly? They laze around the savannah chewing on tree leaves, and then they go try to find some lady giraffes to bother. Who do they think they are? They act like they don’t have a care in the world, but do they even realize there’s lions around? Probably not, and why? Because giraffes, are always, HIGH. Have you seen them drink out of a pond? They look ridiculous. If they weren’t so high, it wouldn’t be so hard for them, and they wouldn’t have to drink as much to quell their giraffe cotton mouth. But they won’t change.
They could quit being high all the time, oh sure. They could try and come down a little bit, but do they? No. They enjoy it too much. They waste their own time and our time with their high giraffe shenanigans and expect everyone to give them a free pass. Well maybe it’s “high” time we told these giraffes what we really think: they need to get a job!
And not just a job eating leaves or running through a field. A real job, where they have to wear a super long necktie and sit in a too low office chair like the rest of us. Why should they get to opt out of real life? It’s about time these giraffes got it together.
Giraffes need to learn that they can’t just be high all the time. Not unless the rest of us are allowed to join them.
I love giraffes. Want to learn more about them? Check out these Giraffe Facts.
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