General Tso Vs Colonel Sanders

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The ultimate battle. Vicious General Tso vs Colonel Sanders. Many people have never heard of the “friend chicken wars.” Many brave men died in those battles.

I refuse to take sides. I have love for both Tso and Sanders. They were very brave men.

Nobody could have predicted that they would square off 1 on 1. Yet, that is exactly what happened in 1967. General Tso was ultimately victorious as the history book say.

However, General Tso was left with a horrible injury. Colonel Sanders was able to pull of a rear naked choke.

Generla Tso had breathing problems for years after that. Ironically, he was unable to eat his own chicken. This was quite embarrassing for the General.

He healed after about 2 years. Before he passed, General Tso became a vegetarian. He was mostly vegan but he did eat honey & eggs.

His last wish for the planet was that everybody would give up on General Tso Chicken. He switch to General Tso’s Tofu.

He wanted me to share this recipe with the world. It’s a recipe for Vegan General Tso Chicken

Recreate history with this illustrious tote bag. Made in America and super strong. It’s truly a whimsical and clever grocery tote.

Speaking of Funny War Stuff, check out our Served My Country Tote Bag.

The Ultimate Battle. A classic, all-purpose natural cotton tote.

• 100% Bull Denim Woven Cotton construction
• Dimensions: 14 3/8" x 14" (36.5cm x 35.6cm)
• Dual handles
• Fabric weight 13.0 oz/yd² (440 g/m²)
• Made in the USA

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Weight 0.18 lbs

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